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wet willying

while at sleep away camp, it is the slang which refers to going "downtown" on another.
Man, we were wet willying all night long...on the blob dock.
by Karl XXXX February 21, 2009
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King Willy

A king willy is when you put a bump of coke in your pubes and get a girl to top you off, if she can deepthroat your schmeat successfully and reach the bump with her nose then she gets free coke.
Bro im telling you, if she can do a king willy then she is thr girl for you.
by Shedpool_69 November 22, 2020
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Smeg-Willy

The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”
I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.
by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 8, 2023
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willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.
e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
by felixculpa September 8, 2016
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Willy wedgie

1. A man wearing panties
2. When a dude gets a cameltoe
Example 1: man A- "You seen that guy over there?" Man B- " the gay guy?" Man A- "yeah hes a serious willy wedgie"
Example 2: hey man I've got a serious willy wedgie right now, can you wait up while I pull this out?
by 《<ChewiGraff>》 August 20, 2025
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Willie Davidson Brown

He is a bald predator who drives a black bmw he is on the sex offenders list and he has kids in his basement he lives at balgreen in Edinburgh near the gold course at the end
by Willie Davidson brown May 15, 2019
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