by El Pseudonymio August 1, 2025
Get the Waffle house alert mug.When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner
"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"
"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"
" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"
"What!?"
"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"
" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"
"What!?"
by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025
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elizabeth: dude ur speaking absolute waffle right now
elizabeth: dude ur speaking absolute waffle right now
by Southerenduckk September 16, 2025
Get the waffle mug.Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.
by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025
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by panda123meowkittymeow January 22, 2025
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A blabberer. They talk too much and are never conscious of when to stop ranting. If you are a waffle, this is a trait everyone recognises you for. You are also very sweet, but tend to drive people away by seeming overenthusiastic and too keen.
A blabberer. They talk too much and are never conscious of when to stop ranting. If you are a waffle, this is a trait everyone recognises you for. You are also very sweet, but tend to drive people away by seeming overenthusiastic and too keen.
by SoberB*tch February 13, 2025
Get the waffle mug.When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
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