real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

Real nigga sickness

A very Rare sickness that no man kind has ever gotten.

Real nigga sickness is like Eating a pizza and throwing it up after.

by Dr. Oz December 8, 2020

the real lg

The real "little guy"

Yo, that's the real LGG

by Sexy sim April 9, 2017

Real Ending

awesome web dramas on youtube

Me watching 100% era on Real Ending Youtube Channel

by HyebinXXIII July 19, 2021

real life

it's either this, or it's just fantasy

is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

True and Real

A phrase used on legacy Minecraft servers to mean that something is definitely true and not false.

for example when someone says This thing is nice or says anything that is clearly true
the response that people in the legacy community say is usually just: True and Real

by that one retro community guy February 4, 2024

Pulled of a Real Madrid

It's when the odds are against you and everyone says it's not possible but you come on top and win.

This is in reference to the iconic 2022 UEFA Champions League run by Real Madrid, in which they had a 1% chance to qualify to the finals but they still managed to do it.

Royal challengers Bengaluru pulled of a Real Madrid by qualifying to the 2024 IPL knockouts.

by Roanoa Uchiha goku May 18, 2024