pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.

n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.

by Better than Syriza November 7, 2015

pickle flies

when you get a boner, you say.. " I got a case of the pickle flies!"

you dude, she is soo hot! yeah bro I know she gives me a case of the pickle flies

by lickolotopuss May 7, 2018

pickled beats

A case of really sweaty balls

"After skating all day I had a bad case of pickled beats."

by Fease July 19, 2007

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024

Pickle freak

A pickle freak is someone who likes pickles so much, they have multiple jars in their cars.

“Oh yeah, hes such a pickle freak I’m on my way right now to give him some petite dills or he might die.”

by Óscar June 4, 2019

The pickles

Noun. A cruel form of punishment where the subject is forced into a face down, ass up position, and the punisher empties a jar of pickles into the subject's anus.

If you call me that again, you're gonna get the pickles.

by Mr. Cream Puff June 15, 2024

Foot Pickle

Someone who exemplifies having the persona of being a dirty foot pickle.

Danielle Dicks is a foot Pickle!

by Foot Pickle October 31, 2011