Cold Texas

Alaska

My sister got a job in Cold Texas so I don't get to see her much

by deathleprechaun October 2, 2023

Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.

Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem

by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023

texas hunk

Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.

Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.

by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023

Texas Triangle

A megalopolitan area shaped like a triangle where Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio

I want to live in the Texas Triangle when I grow up

by bubby3 January 6, 2016

Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.

I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy

by eddsned September 9, 2016

Texas Three Piece

When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.

I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.

by TomatoFlameBoy September 23, 2023

Texas school shooting

Incredibly good oral sex, that results in a bunch of kids getting shot on her face when she blows you away.

Boys guess what happened last night. Jordan gave me the best head, Texas School Shooting style

by deemeechee1991 November 11, 2023