Special Canadian 

A word that is used by Americans to descirbe the best Canadian. Use with caution, for other Canadians may get jealous when an American calls their friend a Special Canadian.

John called Bob a bastard when Bob called Suzy his Special Canadian.

Special Canadian by A Canadian August 8, 2004

Special K

1. The single sexiest guy on the planet, also known simply as K or Cereal.

Y: Bet you can't wait for breakfast, hmm, Meadow?
M: DEFINITELY not! My favorite part of the day!
Y: Yeah, but only because of Special K.
M: ha! umm, duh??

Special K by luvinmesomespecialK December 9, 2008

Special Snowflake

Taken from the fact that the differences between snowflakes typically have no bearing on the situation at hand, a special snowflake is someone who thinks they're entitled to special treatment because of their feels rather than suffer any logical accountability. A clear indication of said feels and lack of accountability is when a special snowflake experiences the first of the 7 stages of grief over their diagnosis with Special Snowflake Syndrome. The wounded creature can then be seen angrily typing on social media to redefine the term itself in a sad attempt to fool the entire world but themselves. After ignoring snowflake facts, they will pretend that "special" only has one strawmanned context to end up in literally Hitler land, no doubt munching on Doritos as well.

Special Snowflake: 3+3 is 5. Disagree and you're Hitler *eats Dorito*
Bystander: 3+3 is 6
Special Snowflake: 6 million Jews!
Bystander: You are really devaluing the horrors of the Holocaust here.
Special Snowflake: *scuffs up Dorito* Hitler!

Special Snowflake by Toilet896 December 11, 2017

Special ED

"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

"BRO YOU LOOK SPECIAL ED"
"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

Special ED by SKWOMP ON ME DADDY May 20, 2019

special K

a retard who contiuously makes stupid comments and doesnt realize it.a common retard who most people would be embarrased to be seen with.typically an idiot

"Shut up special K u retard!!"

special K by A Partial Observer February 28, 2008

Philly Special 

The ballsiest play call in NFL history.

You think you've got guts? Doug Pedersen called a Philly Special on fourth and goal in the Super Bowl, bitch. You've got nothing.

Philly Special by dendu February 11, 2018

early bird special

take a couple twizzlers, use them to vaginally pleasure your woman, eat them, then vomit them back up on her chest to which you then use as lube to titty fuck her til orgasm

After the movies I decided to give Susie an early bird special using the leftover candy we had

early bird special by Aric & JenJen January 14, 2008