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Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.
"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"
by imconfusedbythistoo September 24, 2018
mugGet the Turbo Snakemug.

slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects
i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet
by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015
mugGet the slamming the snakemug.

snake

a person who pretends to be your friend but goes behind your back and talks about you. they are usually somehow popular, but you know better to stay away from them. they will try to get to you and your friends, but just to make themselves feel better. you will often find them in school.
girl 1: "she used to be my friend, but she told all my secrets!"
girl 2: "what a snake!"
by wasdwasd123 February 25, 2019
mugGet the snakemug.

snake

leiken is a fucking snake 🐍
leiken is a snake beacause he lies all the time
by mysteryuser3426 March 18, 2019
mugGet the snakemug.
“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.

Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.
I love English men and their snake in a turtleneck sweater.”
by Aantazy January 2, 2018
mugGet the snake in a turtleneck sweatermug.

texas snake trap

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...
i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD
by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011
mugGet the texas snake trapmug.

Crum Snake

A person notoriouslly known to only come around to crash smoke sessions. Also, attempts to incuspiculously steal part of the bowl during session in a pretentious way.
Don't be loud about our session the Crum Snake as lurking around and I don't want him in on it, plus I've seen him pour the bowl onto his watch.
by JustDontGiveAF October 26, 2009
mugGet the Crum Snakemug.

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