smoke and swap

When your wife is gone for the week and you message random girl friends to smoke dope with and fuck.

I got my girl Michelle coming over for some smoke and swap cause my wife is out.

I got some good dope I be fucking bitches all day and night!

by Smoke and swqp September 17, 2022

smoke seeker

Someone who goes where weed is or looks for good weed. They can have a good time just smoking weed and doing nothing else

The plug tried to give me some reggie but I didn’t take it because I’m a smoke seeker

by The Real AD September 20, 2022

Smoking Math

The process of substance abusing the subject of math.

The stronger stuff requires things such as textbooks to make
but the weaker stuff can be made with just notes and flashcards.

In highschool there were a lot of dealers for smoking math

by Kidinadinosuit September 22, 2022

smoked

being better then someone in video games

"I smoked Samir 19-0 in Rocket League!"

by v1be September 28, 2022

the dad smoke

when you hold it with the peace sign… like someone’s dad does

“jeremiah does the dad smoke !”

by dad smoke October 13, 2022

national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates

“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem”

“haha ofc bro”

by sesh lads October 17, 2022

Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022