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Scalf Rock

A genre of rock that is charecterised by one or more of the members in the band wearing a scalf. The musical characteristics of this genre include harder rocking tunes in the bands earlier stages which then evolve to softer melodic ballads that entail homoerotic atmosphere and cliche' lyrics. The band tries to disguise this change in sound as musical 'maturity' when really, it is just gay.
Guy 1: Hey man you check out that Hinder concert last week?

Guy 2: Na man im really bummed cos they are my favourite scalf rock bands

Guy 1: Thats cool, i got two tickets to the fray this weekend you down?
by Spillaz July 30, 2010
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Chunk Rock

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Blunk Rock

Alt punk before the bubble gum bullshit showed up

Aka.. Blink + Punk = Blunk Rock
"Man I miss the days when I used to blast Blunk Rock in the car stereo.. that was pure sublime dude".
by Blunk182 October 9, 2021
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Lodge Rock

"Indie" music easily recognized by bands with names of creatures commonly found in and around hunting lodges. Characteristics include "eccentric" instrumentation or outdated instruments as glockenspiels and soft crooned vocals. Emphasis is placed on a fabricated sense of "intimacy" with the artist.
Popular Lodge Rock bands include Grizzly Bear and Fleet Foxes.

"You're not cool if you don't like Lodge Rock and wear plaid" -Hipster
by Sodabags April 17, 2011
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Smurf Rock

When you put a rock don the pipe in the porta potty causing blue blue water to splash your victims ass
James waddled back with a blue stain after being smurf rocked
by Yung_Harold March 25, 2021
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Fupa On The Rocks

Jeff: Hey you want Fupa On The Rocks
Bill: What’s that?
Jeff: Pounding dead pussy
by ILoveTaxFraud69 October 30, 2023
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Green Rock

A Green Rock is a rock that is either painted green or can be used to kill Superman.
Yellow thing: "I hate Green Rocks and ham, Sam I am!"
Other yellow thing: "uhhhh..."
by Denver W. July 8, 2019
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