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Jizzeroni pizza

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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Puddle Of Pizza

by Shawn mays January 12, 2025
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pizza

A man who hasn’t come out of the closet yet and will deny it with his life
yo that mans sus his so pizza
by Pinky. 4 August 6, 2021
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Delmar Pizza

A Delmar pizza is when you have one side white onions and the other side black olives. Referencing the Delmar Divide in St. Louis
Who the fuck wants to eat a Delmar Pizza
by funnymanbro July 30, 2024
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It's Pizza Time

A phrase that can either cause fear or hunger - depending on what the listener interprets.

Definition 1:
A movie scene of Peter Parker delivering pizza declaring "Pizza time."

Definition 2:

A phrase declaring you are hungry and want to eat pizza.

Definition 3:
A timed sequence in which you escape a crumbling level in the game Pizza Tower before a floating pizza kills you.
Person 1:
Hey Person 2, I think It's Pizza Time.

Person 2 (a pizza tower fan):
oh god OH FUCK
by kittybeanbag June 8, 2023
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Pizza Rolls

the most prized and precious thing on planet earth. sacrifice you life for them.
I didn’t mean to hurt that family, Officer, but they took my pizza rolls”
by Memesmelly November 1, 2020
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Pizza

The most delicious food in the entire solar system, gifted by the Italian gods
Pizza is the best food
by Magnux May 26, 2021
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