poop hypnosis 

when your mesmerized by the smell and sound of others pooping

lee had total poop hypnosis while visiting his friend ronni, he couldn't move from the outside of the bathroom door.

poop hypnosis by nnylrehteah January 18, 2009

poop shnaps 

an alcoholic beverage consisting of barley, belly lint, schmegma, and cocaine.

Poop shnaps and Wheaties is the breakfast of champions.

poop shnaps by JaMandaGiddy February 14, 2009

poop phone 

When your phone is dropped in the toilet after taking a shit and the phone is still operable.

Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.

poop phone by starlux March 6, 2009

poop sprinkles

(n.) small circular terds exjected from the anus.
(adj.) look as such, looking terrible.

Omg, i look like poop sprinkles today! Ugh.

poop sprinkles by hanxchelx April 23, 2009

poop chandeleir

when one has an execive amount of ass pubes and he poops and it sticks to his hair, resemling a poop chandaleir

give me a roll of charmin ultra soft, ive gotta poop chandeleir on the ay

poop chandeleir by byron and nick June 29, 2009

poop on your chest 

to completely own someone; total ponage; to beat someone so bad (win not physically beat)

I will poop on your chest

poop on your chest by Tricky Ricky Sicky Nicky Beats January 16, 2010

Poop Lag 

When one moves from time zone to time zone and their "body clock" and bowel movement schedules are mixed up.

Jeez Pete, you took forever in there. Pete Yes, my morning constitutional, has become a noon constitutional because of poop lag. I'm not good going west to east.

Poop Lag by malc_o_scribe September 20, 2010