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Cardi b’s music

Anne: Hey have you heard cardi b’s music that just came out?

Frank:hell nah that shit is garbage
by TheMidgetSeeker June 6, 2021
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Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters
"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"
by Kaiox February 14, 2014
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music video romance

A typical romance that takes place in a music video. Ussually short, to a point and leaving out all boring parts of the relationship they are trying to illistrate.

Typically used to talk about celebereties in music videos (the lead singer ussually gets the music video romance)
Domonic Monigham and Megan Fox in "Love the way you lie" by Eminem would be an example of a music video romance
by avocado avenger12 February 28, 2011
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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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Baby G.O.A.T. Music

Baby G.O.A.T. Music is a bad rapper and can't make music, he lost in a battle against K0SMO and Niblo.
Baby G.O.A.T. Music is a bad rapper and can't make good music at all
by Gangman12312 December 28, 2021
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amazon music unlimited

A music app that plays half the songs Spotify can. If you pay for unlimited, only a limited amount of people can listen at a time. (Because Jeff bezos doesn’t know math) it can also be played on your Amazon Alexa.
Alexa: “Now playing: ‘AIDS in Africa’ by Rucka Rucka Ali. On Amazon music unlimited.”
by anonymous January 13, 2023
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Cartel Music Group

A whack group of "rappers" from Calgary, AB with no talent what so ever.
Cartel Music Group sure did suck last night at the bar
by racoon_skinner November 21, 2014
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