Chuckle Monkey

A person so stupid that he is always laughing.
Chuck: That Tommy is so dumb.
Larry: Yeah he is a real Chuckle Monkey.
by james mackelroy February 01, 2009
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monkey-with-a-shotgun

Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.

Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"
If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.

The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018
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messy monkey

a difficult or complicated situation. Something that is going to take a bit of work to resolve. The origin of this phrase is derived from urban monkeys in Southeast Asia who you definitely don't want to have anywhere near your house, as they have been known to break and enter, and trash the premises in no time flat looking for anything edible.
In referring to the BP oil spill in the Gulf, former President George Bush might have comments by saying , "You see here, what we got in the Gulf is whatcha call a messy monkey. It's gonna take a lot of effort to clean it up and it's gonna take some time to get that leak plugged.
by Mutha Jones June 01, 2010
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monkey food

Cocaine. Refers to the experiment where Monkeys were given a choice between actual food or cocaine. Turns out the Monkeys always chose the cocaine. In another experiment, Monkeys could push a button and receive cocaine. The monkeys would repeatedly push the button for more cocaine "Monkey Food".
Gimme more monkey food! Are you monkeying around tonight? Where is Monkey Boy? Got Monkey Food?
by Mike B White January 19, 2007
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monkey slops

a meal, almost certainly vegetarian and prepared by a Dyke Flatmate, that is so bland and depressing in its appearance that it could be compared to monkey food in a third rate, third world zoo.
Jesus! What are you eating there Tamara! Looks like fucking Monkey Slops!
by morningside4life October 17, 2009
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Scrub monkey

Usually poor, lacking effort, desire or ability to improve their living conditions or economic status. A scrub monkey often haa a refrigerator in their yard along with broken lawn mowers, chickens and old bicycles, sometimes a rusted out 72 Camaro up on concrete blocks.
Those Scrub monkeys live on the county line in that run down trailer with all the junk in their yard.
by Spike BFMC 70 July 05, 2015
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Vietnamese Monkey

A way to call a Vietnamese person Stupid / Retarded or mentally unsafe
"Loc you are a Vietnamese Monkey"
by sour_man_Noah August 19, 2020
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