monkey food

Cocaine. Refers to the experiment where Monkeys were given a choice between actual food or cocaine. Turns out the Monkeys always chose the cocaine. In another experiment, Monkeys could push a button and receive cocaine. The monkeys would repeatedly push the button for more cocaine "Monkey Food".

Gimme more monkey food! Are you monkeying around tonight? Where is Monkey Boy? Got Monkey Food?

by Mike B White January 22, 2007

monkey basket

1. A ball sack

2. A home for crazy people

3. A basket full of monkeys

1. "Dude, I can't believe your balls fit in your monkey basket!"

2. " I just heard that Donny was being taken to the monkey basket for raping a pineapple."

3. " And there it was, a monkey basket on my front porch."

by Will Rothperson November 26, 2007

Monkey Ice

The ice formed on or in an open freezer from humidity in the air. Commonly seen on open-top supermarket chest freezers.

Woah, thats some serious Monkey Ice in the freezer!

by phpdevguy April 26, 2008

Chuckle Monkey

A person so stupid that he is always laughing.

Chuck: That Tommy is so dumb.
Larry: Yeah he is a real Chuckle Monkey.

by james mackelroy January 31, 2009

Mosh Monkey

Someone thrown by another to either Start or revive a Mosh pit that is slowing down

The pit was slowing down,So i grabbed some kid and made him my mosh monkey. The pit really got going after that.

by Mr. Xes October 15, 2008

Scrub monkey

Usually poor, lacking effort, desire or ability to improve their living conditions or economic status. A scrub monkey often haa a refrigerator in their yard along with broken lawn mowers, chickens and old bicycles, sometimes a rusted out 72 Camaro up on concrete blocks.

Those Scrub monkeys live on the county line in that run down trailer with all the junk in their yard.

by Spike BFMC 70 July 19, 2015

monkey-with-a-shotgun

Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.

Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"

If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.

The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018