kentucky fried fatass

someone who is so astronomically fat they have their own gravitational pull

“charles jessie layne ||| is such a kentucky fried fatass”
“charles that’s your 5th double cheese burger this hour you kentucky fried fatass

by Ripp Tichards October 19, 2023

kentucky fried fatass

someone who is so fat they have their on gravitational pull

Oh my god charles jessie layne the third is such a kentucky fried fatass

charles that’s your 5th big mac today calm down you kentucky fried fatass

you’re very fat charles

by Ripp Tichards October 19, 2023

Kentucky Bonfire

When you get caught having sex with a pig so you silence the witness and burn all of the evidence.

"Timmy caught me fucking the pig again, so it's time for a good ole Kentucky Bonfire!"

by TripleNipple69 October 20, 2023

Kentucky Overdrive

The transmission on a semi truck has more gears than a car and a lower top speed; the low gear is around 2 MPH and the highest may be 64 MPH on one of the 16 speeds. If the driver is going down a hill sometimes they can drive over the top speed of the transmission by shifting to neutral and letting gravity do the work, which is called Kentucky Overdrive.

"I went in Kentucky overdrive and got my load to 87 on that hill!"

by Craigslist Mick November 4, 2023

Kentucky Cousins

Two first cousins that date each other.

I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.

Yup, Kentucky cousins.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Kentucky Longrifle

The act of one man defecating into another man's urethral tract, and pushing the feces further in by shoving his penis inside of the other man's penis, in an act similar to using a ram rod to push the musket ball down the barrel of a musket, hence the name

John: "Dude, Sebastian gave me a Kentucky Longrifle last night and now my piss is brown."
Mark: "Holy fuck dude that's nasty."

by scrungusbungus December 23, 2023

kentucky weekender

Blasting some kind of inhalant/propellant urethrally into ones bladder, then orgasmically air pissing it into one huffers lungs to create an erotic walking on sunshine experience.

get some duster with the redstraw so its easier to do a kentucky weekender with that huffslut.
i orgasmed after i loaded a kentucky weekender last night, it was pure magic!

by TakoTulpa November 20, 2023