A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.
"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 04, 2023
by French Wood enthusiast November 21, 2018
The act of one woman getting penetrated in her asshole by a baguette so long that it goes up through her mouth, creating a kebab.
"Dude, I met this freaky girl from France and she totally asked me to French Kebab her!"
The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"
The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"
by Alma Holzhert June 02, 2022
Ejaculating inside a woman and proceeding to lick it out and getting your friend to ejaculate inside of said woman again
Bro I'm boutta cum let's give her a French Retreat!
Yea man! Give me a second I need to lick my cum up first!
Yea man! Give me a second I need to lick my cum up first!
by Slorp_My_Schlorp April 18, 2023
1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.
2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.
2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.
Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.
by Richard Slinger February 16, 2021
A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries
Pardon my french fries
by SADBC October 08, 2021
Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..
by Ben waah February 22, 2023