I'll Have what She's having

When you use her intimate juices to lube up your jerky before putting on the rubber. (troj)

Yes, this is Timothy, I'll have what she's having, besides the kids.

by drscrew January 24, 2024

i have depression so sad

when people seek attention online

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad

by jaia4life April 07, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Shut Yo Chip Having Ass Up

A phrase used when one of the homies is eating chips on the mic a little too loud and the rest of the party is fed up with him/her.

“Chewing Noises”

“Shut yo chip having ass up dawg”

by HemiHusky81 July 07, 2022

What if you could have done more?

OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! HE SLAMMED HIM! HE WOBBLED HIM! OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE SCRAMBLE! OOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! OOOOOOOH! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!

Chris Williamson "What if you could have done more?"

Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*

Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"

Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."

by Hym Iam April 06, 2024

Having a Dorse

A state of mind when you are very confused and angry, but don't know what to do about it.

OMG - I'm having a Dorse today mate! Can't cope!

by Wombatchops22 October 07, 2021

have a better

The term "have a better" is the kind of the same as the term "have a nice" but better!

Mr. Prain leaves work and says to Kevin, "have a nice!"
Mr. Kevin responds to Prain with, "you have a better!"

by K3vo86 March 24, 2021