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English College 

The English College is a popular school located in Dubai, once you go there it will be hard to leave, such as Harry is to Hogwarts. The English College is a great school, generally a target of jealously (see definition below) the headmaster is like Dumbledore to Hogwarts - committed and loyal to the top school. A close bond will always remain with the connection of an EC student and The English College.

EC is where anyone who knows what's best for them will go, it has a homely environment and is not over the top but just right with a happy aura surrounding the school. People that bag on it are generally illiterate idiots.

The English College is the equivalent of Hogwarts. The students are usually quite clever and modest, they are also witty and polite.
JC student: Awh no, I wish I was at The English College! EC is amazing, I hear they get shawama's on Tuesday's and amazing food on Thursdays! AND they have people coming in to do fun things on special occasions.
Student: I know, EC is an amazing school!
Illiterate person: OMGG noe it izn, ec iz lyk wubbizh, lyk omg!!!
Cool EC students: Allow us to leave this illiterate dumb arse and off to our parties in the common room!
Illiterate person: Ommggg!! u movafakin idotz!! i be go to me clazz n slep cuz i is a idiot!!

FUTURE:

EC Students: 'You know, I'm quite glad I attended the English College, it inspired me to become a lawyer, and look where I am now!'

Ex-JC student: 'I know, I am quite glad I moved schools back then, it really made a huge influence on back then what was my future, now my life is perfect' She said as she looked at her Harvard and Cambridge diploma.

Illiterate idiot: Ma'am, Sir? Any tea? I will now be cleaning the house and mowing the lawn, then I shall do your bidding!

EC students: Of course! See how us old EC students have influenced you? You are now polite and have alright English!
English College by Gryffitherin November 30, 2011

antonine college 

An ugly ass school that is boring af ..... DO NOT ATTEND THIS SHITHOLE PLZ .... a lot of dickheads at this school
“Antonine College is a shit school
antonine college by HUMANNNNNN November 1, 2017

Barker College

Used to be gay where boys blow boys and suk there diks.

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the college of new jersey 

The college of new jersey is a pretty okay school. However, there is nothing to do on the weekends, and the parties become monotonous after a while. Nearby is beautiful and never scary or skeevy Trenton. There is absolutely no security on this campus so you can get into and out of this school very easily. Overall a pretty good place to be if you want to bring in alcohol to your dorm, because you're not cool enough to get into a party...
If you wanted to go to a college or university with great sports teams or anything great really, you won't find it here.

Trinity College 

The nickname of the hottest gay-bar in Cambridge.
Oooo hello sailor, fancy a visit to Trinity College tonight? *wink* *wink*
Trinity College by :O May 11, 2003

Glenn College 

lol glenn is like so shit. it's the shittest place ever. the people there are shit. the atmosphere is shit. and don't get me started on the meals. shit on a plate would be a compliment for the mutated garbage they cook up for the zombie masses that attend this arsehole of the world.

it's ship
Oh my God Becky, look at that Glenn College dickhead. like what a dickhead
Glenn College by Glenny Guy October 31, 2008