Cum-pow 

Usually occurring during extended dome sessions with a teasing female, the male, after ejaculating in his partner's eyes, punches the blinded female in the face. In especially frustrating situations the word "pow" may enhance the action.

The bitch was teasing my all night. I would've had blue balls all day if I hadn't given her the Cum-pow.

Cum-pow by The Berminator January 23, 2011

cum clot 

What you get when you don't piss for a while after sex. Sometimes results in a little bleeding.

Damn, I fucked this skanky ho and a few hours later I tried to piss, but I had painful cum clots that hurt like a bastard.

cum clot by Steve (from near Denver) January 21, 2006

cum stretch  

That pain u get when ur cum sticks to ur skin and slowly peels off as the day goes by....

I did not wipe the cum off of my dick so i got a cum stretch all day...

cum stretch by SGN FATAL1TY 23 September 10, 2007

cum fight

Proceeding the act of intense physical stimulation of the male genitalia, the female will transfer any ejaculate directly from its place of residence to the facial region of the aforementioned male. a brief struggle ensues eventuating in the even distribution of ejaculate across both parties faces.

There's no winner in a cum fight.

person1; I'm sick of my girlfriend starting cum fights.
person2; You'll just have to masturbate more so there's not enough cum to start one.
person1; Sweet :)

cum fight by naughty ninja November 25, 2009

cum breakfast 

A delicious breakfast of jism.

A derogatory nickname.

"That girl sure had a good cum breakfast this morning!"

"Man, Ryan is such a cum breakfast!"

cum breakfast by jimbo5150 November 30, 2009

Cum whale

Fat people that eat cum

Yo fat ass your a cum whale

Cum whale by Asskicker#fuckyou January 21, 2017

cum cannon

when you cum in someone's ass and they fart and the cum flies everywhere

Larion: Want to do a cum cannon
Laquisha: That shit nasty but ok

cum cannon by AutisticNigger12345 April 14, 2017