douche bag

One who disparages another person's photography and then uses photographs taken by that person for 5 out of 6 of their Match.com profile pictures.

Really?! You insult my photography and then use my photographs of you on Match.com? Dude, you just totally re-defined "Douche Bag".

by Redefinition March 5, 2011

Bagging the jerky

A euphemism for putting a condom on.

Person 1: Yo dude, I'm bagging the jerky!

Person 2: Good shit man, you won't catch the herp.

by stardust117 August 17, 2018

Sainsburys Bag

A person (Mostly a woman) whos make up is so bad or not blended well that their face is the sain colour as a sainsuburys bag.

Im not trying to meet Ava today she is some next level sainsburys bag.

by Idk1738 September 25, 2023

Crap Bag

a bag that was full of shit inside it

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"

by LolmynameisLOL June 1, 2016

fizz bag

A strong acerbic tasting powdered candy. A person whose physical strength or ability to withstand the rigours of a drinking session is questionable.

You are a fizz bag!
There's more strength in a fizz bag!

by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016

cuttin' bags

When you have so little weed left that all that remain is powdered bits of leaf and crystal. Being next to impossible to scoop or pour it all out properly, you are forced to shake the contents of the bag into a corner, then physically cut it off - thus avoiding any waste of your last bowl. It is a sign of dire needs to pick up more pot.

"I really need to pick up more pot. We're cuttin' bags for this last bowl."

"We're at the bottom of our stash, looks like we're cuttin' bags."

by Okibi February 5, 2010

Douche Bag

Kanye West.

Did you see that interview with Matt Laure and Douche Bag?

by AshHole13 November 14, 2010