Asshole cream

´Cream that comes out after getting backshots

Guy fucking: Damn thats a lot of asshole cream

by nohomo4206967 October 2, 2025

Asshole

Me when I attend to the wrong person's feelings. Me when I manage to screw up ever relationship that comes within 12 feet of me. Girl interrupted.

I am a real asshole sometimes

by Captainobvious93 April 9, 2019

barbed asshole

Anal fir the first time

Example:
Yo this girl got a barbed asshole

by Parap93 September 19, 2019

Asshole

Netflix for agreeing that Kenji and Brooklyn should end up together

Netflix: Kenji and Brooklyn are now bf and gf

Half of the entire freaking fan-base: You pulled a J.K Rowling on us you asshole

by Dudeman093u4 December 10, 2021

Asshole

jucy booty aka logang

logan paul has a juic asshole booty

by karmapunk2000 January 15, 2019

Asshole

someone who’s an asshole

Wow, Terry Roark sure is an asshole!

by Mia Lover January 13, 2024

An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.

Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.

by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020