What I call abscesses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025
Get the Fresh Airmug. 
by Overall1728 September 22, 2023
Get the air ionizermug. Air chocolate, also know as someones chocolate being softer than air, is slang for when someones shit is infested with tape worms.
"Yo, dude! My chocolates softer than air!"
"Yo dude, you should get that checked out since you probably have tape worms."
Air chocolate.
"Yeah youre right"
"Yo dude, you should get that checked out since you probably have tape worms."
Air chocolate.
"Yeah youre right"
by coolguyhangoutdude April 5, 2021
Get the Air Chocolatemug. This delightful hack will have your public men’s room smelling like a 0-star hotel.
At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
Carthage McFartface: HAY EYYY IM SORREY BUT I EHH GAYVE YER MANS ROOM A UPGRADE OVER THERE EH?
Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.
Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.
Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 28, 2025
Get the Trudeau Air Freshenermug. "Broo do you see Sam over there smokin' a doobie and bathing the air" "yea I see him he can really bathe the air
by Bathe the air July 26, 2021
Get the Bathe the airmug. An AIR HOG is a pneumatic version of a "wet willie", to perform an AIR HOG one needs to spit a large loogie into the persons ear then quickly press your mouth to their ear and blow as hard as you can focing said loogie deep into there ear canal.
by CAMPERSHELLED June 5, 2025
Get the Air Hogmug.