Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. To partake in this act, you must first get CONSENT. Step two, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step three, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step four, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, you bound them to their bus seat and exit the bus.

This bitch ass busdriver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver, that outta show her.

by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025

Alabama Fire Extinguisher

The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays

Jimmy facking used a Alabama Fire Extinguisher on his cousin Robbie at the fackin family BBQ.

by Diknonymous March 28, 2025

Alabama Slamma

When Bhad Bhabie get ahold of Alabama Barkers weird ass

She done Alabama Slammaed your bitch ass

by GirlImSkunkin March 30, 2025

Alabama Mud Slushee

Whilst performing anal sex on a feces filled rectum, you pour in chipped ice and vigorously thrust in and out creating the infamous "Alabama Mud Slushee".

Me and Betty Jean made an Alabama Mud Slushee last night. Damn, it was cold and stinky

by Headshok1962 April 9, 2025

Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.

Bro, last night was nasty. Between the two of us, we had more lice than I've ever seen. We had to pull an Alabama Crab Bucket just to get started.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Alabama Slammer

Fucking your cousin

Billy Joe Bob pulled an Alabama slammer with his cousin Missy sue.

by Louminator69 April 17, 2025

Alabama Mud Slushee

While vigorously engaging in anal sex, you get the fecal matter inside churned up, then drop in a cup of ice chips and resume fucking the butthole, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee.

Me and the old lady were buttfucking last night and I made one helluva Alabama Mud Slushee in her ass. It ran out and got all over everywhere

by Headshok1962 April 21, 2025