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man gunt

Basically a fat cunt with a big gut hanging over their genitals. See gunt, commonly referring to women when it really should be a gender neutral term as any fat cunt with a big gut has a GUNT
Look at that glorious man gunt hanging out. Zero hecks.
by Zerohecks September 17, 2018
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Man Disease

The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.
When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.
by marshalynn January 11, 2011
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Metaphor Man

Metaphor man is the worst rapist in the world. Raping over i cant even count my best estimate is one trillion. You never want to walk upon the metaphor man in the hood. He got shootas, aks and more. He has a bunch of dungeons.
Yo homie you seen on the news metaphor man
hell yeah my doors staying locked
by Metaphorman April 22, 2020
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ingredient man

one who works with and is especially familiar with ingredients. also is generally distinguished by the ability to enrich uranium-235 using a microwave and Land o' Lakes butter. also used as an insult, to be used only against foes due to its highly offensive manner.
shut up you....ingredient man

damn it, ingredient man, you kicked my ass again!
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
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man vacuum

The art of vacuuming that a man would use. Instead of moving furniture to vacuum underneath of it, you vacuum around it.
I chose to man vacuum, instead of doing it the right way.
by Raffy17 February 5, 2009
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Fourth Man

The fourth man is the person who simultaneously tosses salad and licks the sounddock in a sounddock salad.

This is often used as a hyperbole.
I would rather be the fourth man the rest of my life than help you with your math homework.
by captb3a August 6, 2010
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man petrol

A name given to high strength dirt cheap alcohol found in large plastic bottles aka jerry cans or tankers
The lads needed a bit of a rev up for a big night out Johny turned up with a few tankers of man petrol and instantly everyone was on the tear
by Luke Doyle June 2, 2016
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