green monster

the act of inhaling marijuana smoke from a blunt-like apparatus while simultaneously recieving oral sex from a woman

"Bobby failed that drug test."
"Yeah, I heard he was getting a green monster in his car."

by H-Trashy May 13, 2010

Swamp Monster

A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.

I left a swamp monster just for you

by The original STD March 11, 2022

pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.

Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.

by KC888 April 6, 2023

Monster

A very kind hearted and forgiving Person and not ulgy at all very cute

He is a monster

by Blink496 April 7, 2021

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.

We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

Sploodge Monster

When a guy cums uncontrollably for minutes on end.

Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.

by Munching Munter March 28, 2024

Monster

Humans

The way humans kill and make others suffer make them the scariest monsters.

by Siria Song August 9, 2019