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Nerf Gun Mafia

The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.
While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.
by S. McCormick April 7, 2021
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Gun Wrestling

A spinoff of Thumb Wrestling, where the player, instead of playing with another person, is alone with possibly a bottle of alcohol and a gun of any choice. The player then wrestles with themselves on whether or not they should use said gun to commit suicide.
I spent all last night gun wrestling. I'll never touch rum again.
by cockhandle October 18, 2016
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Double gun it

When your so exasperated with anything you could blow both sides of your brain out.
Man I hate this job, pretty sure I'm gonna double gun it in a sec.
by DanceCommando June 27, 2009
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Shit-gunning

Using the sphincter to draw smoke from a smoking or vaping apparatus and then having a second party inhale the anus vapors.

Inverse boofing
Me and Billy Bob was in the outhouse shit-gunning my glass cock til he sharted pea cereal in my gotdamn mouth.
by Pea Cereal November 10, 2020
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pumpin your grease gun

1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430
"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"
by kuntry6969 June 27, 2016
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Machine Gun

A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.
Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?
by Peg Your Dad for Christ March 24, 2022
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gun boats

Did you see the size of her gun boats, bro?
Yes! They are exquisite!
by Layin_pipe June 19, 2021
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