send tits day

Everyone has to send their tits to you no matter what!

Peter: Hey, it’s national send tits day on March 26, show me your tits!
Anna: Of course Peter!

by Czech batman March 26, 2024

National Kissing Day

On the 30.06 its national kissing day
You can choose which person you want to kiss and they have to!

Josh: kira do you want to kiss me?
Kirs: no!
Josh: but its National Kissing day!
Kira: oh you are right. Aight come here!

by Anonymous.112 June 29, 2020

national change ur pfp day

bc anna said so and it has to be something completely different and not related to your old one.

omg it’s January 15 it’s time to change my pfp to anything but the same thing it was before because it’s national change ur pfp day!

by urnewstepmom January 15, 2021

national 28th of december day

national 28th of december. Mental health for men day.

You should take this day to check up on all the men/boys in your life. Everyday should be the time to look after the boys and men in your life but this day especially

It's national 28th of december day, i love you men and boys

by Fairymimoolooloo December 28, 2023

National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

Markus Khalifa Day

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.

It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!

by markusgottaurbandictionaryacco November 27, 2022

"entire dictionary" day

A wearily-humorous term to describe a long strenuous exhausting day that literally begins and ends with the very first and very last words in the dictionary, respectively --- you frenetically "hit the ground running" with a wailing whoop of haste and/or alarm ("Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!") at the crack of dawn, and then never stop your "headlong dash" till you collapse into bed that night ("Zzzzzzzzzzzz").

Last weekend I volunteered to host the entire youth-camp group on assorted activities and outings --- it was definitely an "entire dictionary" day which I would not be physically or emotionally capable of repeating very often, but the youngsters were all smiling and happily-grateful to me afterwards, and so that made it all worth it.

by QuacksO December 21, 2018