What the fuck

Phrase.
Wtf (Abbreviation) or What the fuck, generally used when an untterly unbelievable situation with emotions related to surprise/disbelief/confusion/anger/happiness (in general, confusion) is confronted by an individual.

Can also use exclamations and "what the actual fuck!" for further emphasis.

Person 1: Dude I freaking love this guy, i also hate him and i've been extremely toxic to him but i can't live without him so i've been torturing him for a few years. But i love himmm

Person 2: What the fuck mate?!

by Yep_pseudonym March 11, 2023

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the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

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fuck it list

n. A list of things that you probably shouldn't have done

That's one for my bucket list and another one for my fuck it list

by Timmie Tam July 16, 2022

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No fuck

A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious

Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck

by J4VA June 4, 2023

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Gullet fucked

Similar to a deep throating but instead of the one giving doing the work, the person getting their dick wet is doing the majority of the work.

Similar to blow job / mouth fucking relationship

Damn my throat hurts, I just got Gullet Fucked!!

by Gulleteater67 November 20, 2020

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