by Statzer April 28, 2020

November 2 is national tweakage day where all mans completely start tweaking out to the max extent with no context.
“Did u see that guy milly rockin on the table”
“Yea, but you hafta lowe cuz it’s NTD (national tweakage day)”
“Yea, but you hafta lowe cuz it’s NTD (national tweakage day)”
by c|-|i.@k4VII November 2, 2023

National sket day is on the 14th of September every year. This is the day lads say “Fuck you!” To all the skets that fucked them around. We’ve all experienced it.
by Millifelt.youprobablyknowme September 13, 2017

The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
by CrissyIo June 26, 2024

ways to participate stephanie appreciation day ⬇️
• give her a compliment 😋
• egg her house 🥚
• but her a lolas pesto chicken sandwich 🤰
• give her a breath mint 🤢
• steal her dog 😈
• clip her toenails 🦶🏼
• give her a compliment 😋
• egg her house 🥚
• but her a lolas pesto chicken sandwich 🤰
• give her a breath mint 🤢
• steal her dog 😈
• clip her toenails 🦶🏼
by ashleykim November 27, 2021

national gia (also known as ice spice) day is november 17th, the BEST day of the year!!!! Anyone called Gia born on this day is literally so beautiful, truly a coquette alpha , and they have the biggest bum ever.
Give a gia some money on this day! ( minimum £5 thanks x )
In conclusion gia is such a beautiful human being and every time someone sees her someone shouts GYATTTT its literally unreal! cherish gia 4L bc she's just too cool and everyone's favourite person EVAAA.
Gia is also ice spice's biggest fan dont play w itt
Give a gia some money on this day! ( minimum £5 thanks x )
In conclusion gia is such a beautiful human being and every time someone sees her someone shouts GYATTTT its literally unreal! cherish gia 4L bc she's just too cool and everyone's favourite person EVAAA.
Gia is also ice spice's biggest fan dont play w itt
gia's fan no 1: omg todays november 17- its literally national gia (ice spice) day!!!!!
gia's fan no 2: bro we have to give her £1 million bc she has the biggest bum ever!
gia's fan no 2: bro we have to give her £1 million bc she has the biggest bum ever!
by thereal1cesp1ce March 14, 2024

YOU GET TO PUNCH YOUR CLASSMATES ON THIS DAY NOVEMBER 21. NO MATTER ITS GENDER. IF YOU HATE YOUR CLASSMATE, PUNCH EM ON THIS DAY
by MFKER19 November 20, 2023
