by Nqlk May 22, 2024
Get the Nasal Fucked mug.The exact moment when you realize that teaching angles in billiards to your opponent has left you with all of your balls still left on the table as they are shooting for the eight. You are proud yet feel like you're about to be fucked. .
Mike: "So should I go for the 5 ball in the side? Or take the 7 up the rail?"
Liz: "I'd pocket the side first and come back for the 7 to leave you clean with the 8"
Christina: "Liz, you are about to get noicely-fucked!"
*Mike makes both shots*
Liz: "Been fucked worse on this table..."
Liz: "I'd pocket the side first and come back for the 7 to leave you clean with the 8"
Christina: "Liz, you are about to get noicely-fucked!"
*Mike makes both shots*
Liz: "Been fucked worse on this table..."
by lbdub March 16, 2022
Get the Noicely-fucked mug.So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018
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by Seaserpant June 5, 2022
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