Possum in the woods 

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".

Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.

Possum in the woods by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023

Does the Pope Pope In the woods? 

A question you ask when the answer is a blisteringly obvious yes.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.

"You want another beer?"
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'

Does the Pope Pope In the woods? by drjeco October 6, 2015

Urban dictionary users rejecting your word/phrase

Fuck...

Urban dictionary users rejecting your word/phrase are dumb

Urban dictionary users rejecting your word/phrase by Louis42 March 27, 2017

Do we need to have a word 

What Daniel Howell says to Phil Lester when he says something inappropriate in a gaming video

“Phil, do we need to have a word?”

Do we need to have a word by LePhannie May 10, 2018

YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD 

Something you say when somebody is about to say the hidden part in Infi______.
(THIS IS THE INTERNET, CRY ABOUT IT!)

random person: 1 "I'm going to say the racist song name!"
random person 2: "YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD, THAT'S RACIST!"
random person 1: "Infinigger"

YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD by Noobinthetrash October 17, 2021

how to create a new word on urban dictionary 

Did you really type how to find a new word on a dictionary website? All you need to do is hit the giant plus on the screen.

1: Hey, do you know how to create a new word on urban dictionary?
2: Yeah, you hit the giant plus.
1: Thanks!

how to create a new word on urban dictionary by The_Mad_Doctor October 30, 2022

Going to see a man about a bear in the woods

An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.

"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."

Going to see a man about a bear in the woods by AngelMekk April 13, 2019