pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

tranq wank

The “Tranq (short for tranquilliser) Wank”.

The wank you execute to help yourself fall asleep at night. More functional than enjoyable!

Am shattered but with so much on my mind, I’m worried I may not drop off…. Definitely going to have a quick fire tranq wank

by Beggzie007 January 31, 2024

Complicated Wank

A reach around with added difficulty.

While juggling 9 cats and eating Doritos? That’s a complicated wank!

by Dudeknowsstuff July 30, 2021

Bloody wanks!

The term 'Bloody wanks' is slang for 'Bloody wanker'

It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.

Sullivan: "I dont really like you..."

Michal: Well I dont like you either you bloody wanks!"

by mikkel the great October 14, 2011

brain-wanking

Act of spending one's time with very complicated theoretical problems which, when solved, do not serve for anything useful or practical.

J: Did you understand the sense of the problem in theoretical quantum mechanics which we solved in our course today?
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.

by xxteapot November 30, 2011

Domi-Wank

A wank dominated by a frantic nerd.

The combination of the 'wiggling' of the knees and excessive shoulder movement (up and down in most cases), no wrist action.

Often done before, during and after any event including wank, funerals and general social activities.

"Sorry I missed my exams, I had a furious Domi-Wank."

by Domi-Knows September 6, 2009

windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.

We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.

by philologue August 19, 2011