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Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish
'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'
by S Penny August 17, 2022
mugGet the Penny - Wankmug.

Wank Barrel

A barrel into which a person sits and ejaculates.
I feel so safe and comfortable in my Wank Barrel.
by jayc33 December 13, 2023
mugGet the Wank Barrelmug.

posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank
"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"
by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022
mugGet the posh wankmug.

wank stamp

A "Wank Stamp" is a child produced from masterbation, when the women rolls over and the "Sperm" enters the Vagina.
You just a " Wank Stamp "
by Stocktn September 28, 2015
mugGet the wank stampmug.

highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
mugGet the highest wanking officermug.

wanking his nugget

"how was last night with bill"
"i was almost caught wanking his nugget"
by penislicker25 August 17, 2017
mugGet the wanking his nuggetmug.

Wank the Budgie

Any off-brand item particularly of Chinese origin.
Man, check out those headphones.. wow! What are they, Bose? Sony? Nah man, they're Wank the Budgie.
by Skerries Goat September 23, 2022
mugGet the Wank the Budgiemug.

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