A place where I can not do shit without seeing something drug related or sexual. Marge Simpson? Apparently it’s a way to smoke drugs! Train? Apparently it’s when a bunch of guys form a line outside of a girls room to have sex! Shark? A way to have sex! GODDAMNIT JUST PUT A REAL DEFINITION!

Man, I can’t wait to go onto Urban dictionary and write about clouds somehow being fucking sex related! But how the fuck will I do that??

It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!

Urban dictionary by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans May 21, 2020

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urban dictionary editors

The type of person who will deny your definition which is;
A. The only definition of that.
B. Unbias
C. Factual
D. Little to no grammatical errors

I bet they won't even pass this, unless the find it funny. Most of them don't even read all of it.

person after spending half an hour on a accurate definition: man i hope i get this passed
urban dictionary editors: haha deny go "Keep out!"

urban dictionary editors by bigman124325 May 30, 2020

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Urban Dictionary

The defenition of this very website, a website where you can find words that your dad says whilst beating your mom. Or perhaps words that appear in one of Rucka Rucka Ali's new track. Or even when you get so bored, that you search up Urban Dictionary in the urban dictionary.

Xcuse meh, why the fuck did you search Urban Dictionary IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY.

Urban Dictionary by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020

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