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turtled

We had a 1 pet in, 1 pet out rule. No pets. My wife ordered a couple of turtles without telling me and just thought once she brought them home i would be ok with it. She turtled me!
by slogson June 2, 2016
mugGet the turtledmug.

Hairy Turtle

I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.
by Turtley December 27, 2021
mugGet the Hairy Turtlemug.

meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.
I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!
by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021
mugGet the meat turtlemug.

See Turtle

a very not good ran tan moneky chan
u know see turtle
yeah?
hes a very not good ran tan moneky chan
by hello_its_me_mario March 7, 2022
mugGet the See Turtlemug.

turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.
Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
mugGet the turtle tennismug.

Turtle

An anxious two winged helpful green boi who will do anything to help his friends, or a particular pink and yellow rain wing
Turtle is the second best character in wings of fire there is not argument
by Kenyon Blackmon March 18, 2021
mugGet the Turtlemug.

turtle perv

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo
"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"
by Duck perv February 14, 2021
mugGet the turtle pervmug.

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