Mozel tov with a french fry

When you slap your girlfriends butt in the drive thru of a fast food place. Making her bend over and expose her butthole. You then insert the French fry inside her butt and feed it to her.

How was your date last night?

It was great I gave her a mozel tov with a French fry.

by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024

French staple

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.

You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.

by poshbum43 September 22, 2025

Sophia french

This girl i have in 1st and 4th hour who i forget her name and call her sophie but i dont think she knotices kinda chill but a lil scary but kinda hot

Ayo thats sophia french why she got blonde hair she used to have red right?

by Doqtordyl April 4, 2022

french koolaid

when you rinse your vaginal cavity with Kool-Aid via douche. :-)

I used a French Koolaid last night and it was amazing!

by Bro Tankston January 17, 2015

french toast festival

The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.

Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival

by Swisschard77 January 13, 2024

J.B.Sinclaire, a French chick, from the French Quarter.

J.B.Sinclaire, married to a guy with a NAME, who is an ass-hole. He plays a dangerous game with J.B. who is far more intelligent to whit he is clueless.
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!

J.B.Sinclaire, a French Chick, from the French Quarter. She will wipe the quarter clean with Alans dumb ass!

by NormaJean19 November 3, 2019

French Whiskey

A drink of imbeciles.

Only an idiot would drink a French Whiskey.

by Muffinecone May 2, 2023