by jassi123456 September 30, 2015
When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.
Free diddy.
Free diddy.
by Currently fucking a man October 24, 2024
When one wants to claim S/A, but you gave her slightly above mediocre baby cannon she HAS to name you.
See @the.texan_ on TikTok
See @the.texan_ on TikTok
He put his hands down my pants and it led to amazing puss slammage. I called him a Master Pipelayer, but now I don't like him.
by Brians_Invisible_Chin January 14, 2023
an affectionate compliment, such as pretty or cute. it’s a common desi phrase used amongst young adults.
Kyle is a master bater
by Chuggiecheese October 04, 2021
Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.
You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.
Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*
Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*
by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024
This is an investigative journalist or a blogger that receives dirty and damaging secrets mostly about celebrities and exposes them to the general public mostly via social media.
by dm1g31 October 08, 2020