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Hit Up My Jack

Generally meaning cellular device or sometimes even the home phone. Origins unknown, but sources believe that term came from the magicJack.
Average White Boy: Yo, you good?
Homeboy: Im about to pick up.
Average White Boy: Aight, good looks.
Homeboy: Give me ten, then hit up my jack.
Average White Boy: .......(Astonished In Amazement)
by Good Samaritan. October 29, 2010
mugGet the Hit Up My Jackmug.

and then I hit my dougie

This is a phrase that is usually said at the end of a worthless story in an attempt to be funny.
Today, I dumped my boyfriend, threw his stuff out, burnt his pictures...and then I hit my dougie

I jumped off a cliff, smashed my brains...and then I hit my dougie
by J'adore UD September 3, 2010
mugGet the and then I hit my dougiemug.

Shit's about to hit the fan

A saying used when information is just discovered that will completely change everything.
Dude, did you hear that Jane slept with Declan?

Are you kidding me? Shit's about to hit the fan!
by erin348 July 23, 2010
mugGet the Shit's about to hit the fanmug.

Hit you by a train

1. When a whole lot of men want to have sex with you
by bvbygurllily December 11, 2016
mugGet the Hit you by a trainmug.

hit the open man

Hit the open man is a session wherein there is one less smoking device being used in the session than there are smokers in the session. It is called hit the open man because when you are done your toke, you pass your pipe/joint/bong to whoever it is in the session without a smoking device, resulting in efficient and quick stonage.

However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
If we play hit the open man, we will all get really high.
by Lindsay W May 30, 2008
mugGet the hit the open manmug.

go hit a corner

by Jjay June 9, 2016
mugGet the go hit a cornermug.

Hit an Izzie Day

Everyday you get to hit an Izzie
Person: Guess what day it is
Izzie: What day?
Person: Hit an Izzie day
by PotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotato September 11, 2021
mugGet the Hit an Izzie Daymug.

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