Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag shoved up her vagina and gets shot.

Job: I heard Tina is going to Texas, she’s getting that Texas abortion?
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.

by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021

Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag

Job: I heard Tina and her boyfriend stopped through Texas on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion

by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021

texas rain

when you jizz on a bitch

last night your mom was begging for the texas rain

by kloutkidd January 12, 2021

Texas Tranq

A poker term used to describe slow play early in the round before more rigorous play following the elimination of a number of players.

Player 1: Man this guy is folding pre-flop on every hand!
Player 2: Yeah, you're right, he might be playing that Texas Tranq.

by Craigos2300 January 14, 2021

Texas Dirt devil

The act of getting head and she spins in a circle

That girl gave me a Texas dirt devil

by Dalton green January 31, 2021

Texas Pileup

A type of orgy involving 20 or more drunken people usually in a Texas Holiday inn. It begins with a woman bent over the bed taking it in the anus . Then the other participants run with hardons or strapons into the asses of each consecutive person interlocking everyone ass to cock , cock to ass.

Gee everyone , it sure is cold outside . I'm glad we had our Texas pileup in our room and not the freeway .

by Scatprick Blomansun February 13, 2021

Texas 2021 Snow Storm

A snow storm that hit the U.S. State of Texas from around February 15th-17th of 2021. It brought about temperatures in the teens and several inches of snow in some parts of Texas. It was notorious for knocking out power to some 4 million customers (according to one site). It has caused several deaths and likely caused millions of dollars of damage (due to burst pipes).

Person: Hey do you know what’s happening in Texas right now?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.

by CheeseCakeFries February 18, 2021