Tea

The Ultimate Drink of power wielded by the Alex Winters or Little T or in Pakistan known as Pacoy.
He is technically the Tea bender who lived in harmony with coffee until the Starbucks nation attacked.
The British Alex has sworn to defeat all coffee and bring TEA Back to the top Ranks of the Gods.

"Has Alex gone to get some TEA?"(pinky up)

by Pacoy1357 December 21, 2020

Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 29, 2016

Iced Tea

One of the best drinks to exist. Wipes out those common Coke Lovers (mid people). A drink that's actually healthy for you. We stan Iced Tea

Player 1: Yo did you try Iced Tea
Player 2: Naw what's that
Player 1: Never show your fedish rashy face again

by A Stranger 🤠💦 May 21, 2022

Jakey Tea

A so cal progressive dj artist record producer

the owner of JakeyBrand.com

and the jakeycomfort mixcloud

do re mi fa so la jakey tea

by tiga ruff rida December 13, 2010

The tea is on the dining table

Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.

Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.

by kimtete January 7, 2020

mint tea

The disgusting shit they serve at Moroccan restaurants

My family calls it “hot scope”

Mom: ooh here comes the mint tea!

Me: I will never understand why you enjoy hot scope.

by Strongly Opinionated Erin February 3, 2018

Tea Throated

The act of inserting testosterone (commonly used in hormone replacement therapy) into one's juul and "vaping". The method is not medically recommended makes one look hella cool in front of one's dudebro friends.

"Man he's hardcore, he just tea throated and then smashed Sally."

by bonding ritual May 27, 2018