Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.

That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 3, 2024

taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something; it can mean blatantly flouting what one knows to be a rule or normally acceptable behaviour, just because one can get away with it; it can mean selfishly taking advantage of someone, or of a situation, or taking a liberty, especially one involving hogging all of what is understood to be a shared resource for oneself.

That's the eighth time you've been back to that all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You're taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 4, 2024

taking the w

Getting out of the situation you are in.

Dude 1: Did you know that snakes and lizards-
Dude: He's taking the w that's what it is.

by HouseOnFire220 April 14, 2024

Talking Flower

Orange flowers from Super Mario Bros. Wonder, which are the most funny/weird/annoying characters in Mario.

"Feel like you're missing something?"

-Talking Flower

by DandidooTheXD April 14, 2024

Talking flower

That goofy ahh flower in super Mario bros wonder that wonders what the whole fucking universe tastes like. (and likes goombas)

talking flowers are weird.
-me

by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

Tarken Garken

When you tark so hard that you start to gark.

I tarked so hard last night. I’ve been garking all day. I think I have tarken garken.

by TarcVark April 25, 2024