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Russian Tsar Bomb

When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.
Johnny, I Russian Tsar Bombed the prostitute because she made me mad.
by ProBater69 February 7, 2022
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russian haircut

a prank, commonly pulled by students at school, involving the act of rubbing the bent knuckles of the index and middle fingers aggressively against the surface of the scalp, resulting in a friction burn caused by the pulling of the skin of the scalp and the pulling of the hair
on international culture day at school, many were fascinated when listening to igor’s presentation on russian culture, except that changed after his demonstration of the russian haircut.
by yggLLd March 13, 2020
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Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019
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Russian Mudslide

(N) The opposite of a golden shower
“How much do you charge for a golden shower? What about a Russian mudslide?”
by Cassaniti October 19, 2021
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russian cheesecake

when you pour vodka down your partners ass and drink it like a shot of vodka
MAN I ate her like Russian Cheesecake and she screamed,"MOTHERLAND!!!"
by motherland dad March 9, 2020
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Russian icicle

The act of sitting upside down, ass towards the sky under usually the edge of one’s roof, and waiting for an icicle to fall and mercilessly penetrate your asshole. When the Russian icicle falls, if done perfectly, will land directly in your rectum.
Me and John will be waiting for Russian Icicles later today.
by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024
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Russian

When an escort sticks your dick in between her fat titties and blows your mind with a tit job.
"Aww man I'm so glad she Russianed me"
by KnobonmySlob August 4, 2022
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