whale penis

a 40 foot long appendage on a whale

the whale penis is over 40 feet long

by thetomsmith04 August 9, 2006

penis pump

An insult towards a person.

Last one there is a penis pump.

by Juan Carlos Fernandez November 7, 2004

proxy penis

Coming into contact with a penis by proxy, especially a problem in mens toilets when someone doesnt wash their hands. Ie they last touched their own penis before touching the door handle on the toliet exit and you have to touch the same handle. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

"Wash your hands for gods sake, I'm not touching any proxy penis"

by Zarvensha November 10, 2008

dirty penis

an asshole dick or douche

when you fuck a girl in the ass and you penis looks it has dirt on it

dude he is such a dirty penis

bill: aw man i fuck my girl in the ass and she gave me a dirty penis

jack: that sucks man

by therexiscool December 16, 2010

penis bumbledorf

The greatest of all the porn Wizards. Famous for his roles in the "Hairy Twatter" movies.

Penis Bumbledorf has guided Hairy Twatter in his quest to become a great wizard.

by Tulaner January 19, 2006

Asian Penis

Asian penis are just like height. People generally think asian are short but you see there are quite a few or a lot of tall asian (due to large population of asians). So there are some long penises and short penises (mostly short due to poor country, vitamins etc). Although asians which live in MEDC (More Economic Developed Countries), like UK and USA generally have bigger penises. The same rules goes to all races, theres always a big and small. I'm white and asian and people generally think I have a small penis but measuring at 7.5 inches. Since im close to my full asian cousins, we watch porn sometime and the smallest penis cousin I seen was 6.7inches but he was tall 6ft1 while im 5ft10.

Black: Look a asian! SMALL PENIS!
Asian: Cool, im taller and my dicks bigger!
Black: Prove it!
*Asian guy shows his 7inch penis*
*Black guy runs home crying*
Black: I thought asian penis was small :(

by Mr Philo December 16, 2011

Penis stretcher

The act of stretching/pulling the penis to its full extent while going piss in a urinal in an attempt to make your flacid penis look large.

Jake-man the guy next to me was checking out my dick so I had to intimadate him with the ol' penis stretcher.

by The Squeeler April 18, 2009