Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

Kevin

He's a bitch and a straight mark and had no aura.

Kevin is a mark as bitch he's auraless

by idcfmkrmtl5 March 17, 2025

Kevin

Kevin is Louis pigeon from the video diarys back in 2010/11 he is amazing

Person 1- who's your favourite member of one direction
Person 2- definitely Kevin

by Randomhumaninarandomplace February 2, 2021

Kevin

kevin is not funny. he is average. there’s nothing special about him. he in fact, resorts to instigating to make his life interesting. he will never do his own homework. he is not a leader, he is a follower but not of karol bc he is blocked.

person 1: bro, guess who did the stupidest thing the other day

person 2: i bet it was kevin

by shawtiegotlowlowlowlowlow November 22, 2021

ts so kevin

Of or relating to a player of a game who is usually lack luster for the amount of hours they have invested

Wow my ranked teammate sucks. ts so kevin 💔

by Dark Chao June 10, 2025

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011

Kevin

The most badass guy in your whole school. He is literally a god, he has a godly body. Although he sounds like an Asshole, he is the nicest guy every. He is a top. He will give you roses and chocolates and he will learn Shakespeare rhymes for you. He loves knowledge (If you teach him.). He hides his love in fear his reputation.

Class nerd (you): Omg, look at Kevin. He’s so ducking hot. He will never love me.

by Monna Appison November 4, 2023