Jake

cute person who is cuter than amie (me)

jake: its you

amie: no its you

by cucucucumbur January 5, 2022

Jake

Valeries forever boyfriend and husband <33 he is my world forever and always! I truly would do anything for him.. he’s so sweet and charming and makes me heart full again! When i see him i smile and sigh happily hoping he’ll always be in my sight i love this guy with all my heart!^^

Jake <3 Valerie

by Valllllllllllllllll!!! April 25, 2022

Jake

a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.

that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.

by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023

Jake

Small pp and talks to much extremely illiterate and smells funky

Jake smells funky

by Eggrollgummybear November 28, 2021

Jake Paulers

The group of 5 year olds that follow jake paul and slowly become cancer until they stop watching him

Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear all of my kids are jake paulers.

Guy 2: *clocks gun* cancer extermination time.

by ParadoxD November 15, 2019

Jake Charles

The act of going on a date with a female then being too much of a pussy to talk to her in school.

damn bro you totally Jake Charles'd on that Darcy Chick

by hayw00d jablowme September 5, 2022

Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.

Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is

by Womack April 24, 2023