Yes, it's true. A Pterodactyl once hooked up with a Grizzly Bear. They made love under the sea, in outer space, EVERYWHERE. Yes, that bear gave birth to a motherfuckin' Bear-O-Dactyl who just might Ptero-You a new asshole. So beware, motherfuckers, beware.
by hagsdizzlemanizzle December 09, 2009
by surlymcbastard April 05, 2009
That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.
1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
by ADzski March 07, 2019
That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
by Cpclsn December 05, 2018
some one whom has the characteristics of a douchebag but exibits said charicteristics in such large quantities that the metaphorical "bag" is insufficient
by Lennywantsapuppy July 02, 2009
Short for "piss me off" or "pissing me off". Has a variety of forms including:
"pmo"
"p m o"
"p'd me o"
"y u p me o"
"pmo"
"p m o"
"p'd me o"
"y u p me o"
You have been talking to Donna about your dog all morning and it is starting to p me o.
My boss p'd me o a cliff this morning.......I got demoted to a janitor.
Taylor bailed on our trip to boonies and its safe to say it p'd us o to a never-before-seen level.
My boss p'd me o a cliff this morning.......I got demoted to a janitor.
Taylor bailed on our trip to boonies and its safe to say it p'd us o to a never-before-seen level.
by jaaa'mie December 14, 2016
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