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Human Centicootie

When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.
Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.
by Michael C. February 11, 2022
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human ventriloquism

Human ventriloquism is when you stick your hand in a midgets ass and make them tell jokes.
by Horearound October 19, 2023
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Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.
Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.
by Vege tard October 30, 2023
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human trailer hitch

When a girl is sucking your balls while she is in missionary with another guy.
Man...she was fucking my friend and then she started gobbling on my nuts like a human trailer hitch.
by MB One February 19, 2025
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HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

POOR IS A SIN.
Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
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Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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