Humanity

Jacksepticeye.

“Jesus Christ. Is humanity really this screwed up?”

by KennyTheGoneOne January 6, 2018

human fly disease

The condition that a human fly suffers from.

Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.

Maybe she has human fly disease?

by humanflymagnet February 8, 2010

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.

Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Human de Filet

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.

Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet

by YaWho February 1, 2025

human

a living organism who stands on two legs has two arms and can be both vegetarian or a carnivore. a human is animal celled, and it is on the top of the food chain not just one but all. a human is the same thing as a person. is a mammal. some humans are skinny some are fat

i am a fucking human bra i am FREEEEEEEEEE! free fallen.

i am a white ass human and i like
you are one black human, like you know it
you are a bad human, bad, bad, bad, no biting you filthy animal

by the nerd that nobody likes February 21, 2019

Medical Humanities Scholar

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.

Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.

by TRAmontana July 18, 2022

human dickipedia

that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.

"damn, bro is a whole human dickipedia"

by humandickipedia January 24, 2023