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Horse Circle

When you jerk off a one eyed horse , and he keeps trying to see who's doing it with his good eye by turning in a circle.

As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress
"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"

Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."
by Urban Gems July 7, 2017
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Scoop Horse

Something some mental kid at school says constantly...
OOOOOOH! SCOOP HORSE! OOSTEN!
by COJONESLAMIENDO May 4, 2017
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Horse Racist

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A horse race is a whore's race. Much like a motorcyclist, a horse-racer is called a Horse Racist.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he started out being a Horse Racist!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023
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Chonkey Horse

A misidentified cow
*pointing at a cow* Look at that chonkey horse
by kempykemp August 6, 2022
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Horse Chestnut

The act of ejaculating on someones chest, while they "neigh" like a horse.
"Yo Broseph, What did you do with that girl last night?"
"I gave her a Horse Chestnut bruh!"
by Jonackentha April 7, 2014
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horse bot

A horse with thick sexy ass makes furries get horny
Hmm look at that horse bot makes me thirsty
by Bonglongeibf March 11, 2021
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Horse-masking

Horse-masking is an erotic practice in which you pee into a horse mask and place it on your head(usually practiced while taking edibles).
Guy: "Yo what you doin tonight"
Horse-masker: "Imma just be chillin with the bros doin a little horse-masking"
by Philip.McCrevis April 23, 2019
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