A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022
Get the Mullet hatmug. Omg, here comes that drunken idiot who likes to rant. Let's bail before that phail-hat comes over here.
by RandomLink February 1, 2010
Get the phail-hatmug. A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
Get the Top Hatmug. A hat Keira will defend with her life, she will go to extreme lengths to ensure that any one who touches her hat suffers greatly. She also feels naked without it
by Sailor boy December 2, 2021
Get the Keira's hatmug. by fagmaster69 July 11, 2020
Get the Stoner Hatmug. When you feel comfortable enough around somebody that you would feel comfortable taking your/their condom (penis "hat") off during intercourse, as opposed to a circumstantial sexual encounter.
Jason: "I've been thinking... maybe it's time for hats off?"
Monica: "Yeah, you're clean, but your pull-out game better be on point!"
Monica: "Yeah, you're clean, but your pull-out game better be on point!"
by not-a-furry November 30, 2024
Get the hats offmug. by A man with a white hat March 12, 2025
Get the Grey Hatmug.