Foiding

When a foid is being unreasonably irrational.

Bru why my girl foiding right now.

by LTB Slayer March 21, 2026

Friday bomb

Locally known in Oxford Ohio as Friday Bomb The Clock (BTC), this is the greatest time of the week to drink. It really doesn’t get better than this.

Bro it’s already 4:00. Finish your pitcher so we can go to Chanks for Friday bomb

by Power Bomber February 20, 2025

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back into the box with no rapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back in the box with no wrapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

Fridge Tapas

When you bring multiple and tiny portions of weeks’ dinner leftovers for your work lunch and spread it out on the communal work lunch table, confusing your workmates and using up all the staff cutlery.

Sally-Anne: Hey Sid, I can’t tell if that’s Chinese or Indian or Levantine or Japanese food you are eating. And you have taken up half the staff table.

Sid: I’ve got dinner leftovers of a bit of everything I didn’t want to throw out, so I can save 7$ on lunch. It won’t fill me up anyways, so I’ll finish this and head to the cafe.

Sally-Anne: You got fridge tapas! Woo-Hoo!

by Greensnot March 26, 2025

Foid

A female ie a femoid. Because all women are the same

The foids man

by Obamna8urkfc March 27, 2025

Friday

1. A day of joy, freedom, and celebration, as the workweek finally ends.
2. The most overrated day of the week, as work still happens until you are done (exceptions may apply).
3. The day people rejoice and leave their hellholes behind.

1. Finally, It's Friday!!! I am so glad to be out of that hellhole, I hate my job with a passion and am leaving it behind for the week! I love Fridays!
2. Despite being a day of joy, Fridays are not as good as people claim they are. While they may be the light at the end of the tunnel, they are still a long workday, making them a long countdown to freedom, and they often go on and on, just like Mondays.
3. Each Friday, people are thrilled to leave they crappy jobs for the week, and enjoy the weekend, after a long miserable week.

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025