Ethan

ethan is perfect and has a massive cock :)

Ethan is better that George

by erhaines1 May 31, 2021

Ethan

he's funny, kind, has many friends, always makes people laugh, attractive and awesome overall

Person 1: Who's that guy? He's so funny!
Person 2: Oh, thats just Ethan.

by monke drip March 23, 2022

ethan evenson

A big dick that used to date a lesbian and likes to eat pussy

"John is such an Ethan Evenson"

by Your friend bbbrrrooockkk July 21, 2016

Ethan

Probably has asthma. He is really funny but never comes to school because he’s a hypochondriac. He’s also really good at video games

Why didn’t Ethan come to school today?
He had a runny nose.
Oh

by Sir Gay of BonerLand May 12, 2018

Ethan Pelt

The absolute sexiest person ever. And has the best girlfriend in the world.

Ethan Pelt is THICC

by swagdaddy#82 April 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a Penis head

P1: Yo what do you think of ethan in fourth block?
P2: He is a penis head.

by ethan_hater69 December 15, 2021

Ethan

An Ethan usually doesn't have a 2 inch dick, its around 0.5 inches and he is proud of it. He always considers himself as the lady's man

look down there, He's an Ethan!

by max coxlong May 7, 2025